Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!