Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean?

It's the sea section.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)