Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.