What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.