What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

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Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.