Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally