Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.