Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking