Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally