What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Pubic Hair Jokes More Pubic Hair Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"