Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...