Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What country is next to USA?

USB.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag