I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Turkey
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*
Iran!
