Iran
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I ran.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
Iran there.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
An Iran-asaurus!
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
When it's a rock.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN
Iran so far away
He answered: "Iran"
Iran.
Because homos in Iran do not exist.
Send them the Fine Brothers.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*
Iran!
Well, the flag is a big plus.
There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.
He threw them off their tracks.
Tigers have stripes.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
A. Build a circular driveway.
Someone's building a pig."
Current events
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
The NBA
A bench can support a family of four.
With a mop.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!