What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Monopoly Jokes More Monopoly Jokes

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.