What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.