What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice