What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!