What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!