What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!