What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !