What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !