What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning