What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.