How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.