How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins