What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx