What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream :)

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.