What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.