What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.