How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.