How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.