How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.