How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.