Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.