Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.