Sneak Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

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What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.