How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.