How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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How do you know when you have bad acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.