What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood