What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'