What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

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What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!