Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.