Nation Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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European Jokes More European Jokes

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Mexico National Sport Jokes More Mexico National Sport Jokes

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

Easy Time Jokes More Easy Time Jokes

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.