Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Intersect Line Jokes More Intersect Line Jokes

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

Intersect Jokes More Intersect Jokes

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point