How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.