How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"