How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT