Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

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What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.