Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.