How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

yishan

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.