How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.