What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!