What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.