What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!