What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!