What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

removed

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.