Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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Why did the maniacal chemist drop a rancher into his latest concoction?

Because the rancher was a cattlist.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...