Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "