How does french cheese expire?

From age

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired