How does french cheese expire?

From age

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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How does french cheese expire?

From age

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired