Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired