How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

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Why are people without converse shoes dangerous?

Because they own none chucks.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang