They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
Because they own none chucks.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Ping Pong
A clothes hanger.
He thinks one step ahead
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone
They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.