Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.