Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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You gotta Mufasa"

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You gotta Mufasa"

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Mufasa!

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He's an orphan.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

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