Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.