What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster