What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.