What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Low Self Esteem Jokes More Low Self Esteem Jokes

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.