What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Low Self Esteem Jokes More Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.