What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.