What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.