What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Banjo Jokes More Banjo Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn