What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.