What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.