Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.