Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.