Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke?

No, you're the joke :3

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.