Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Why does Hollywood loveee to hire British Actors?

Cheap labor.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.