Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Bent One Jokes More Bent One Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.