Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Minimum Jokes More Minimum Jokes

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

What do you call a small parent?

A minimum !