Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Minimum Jokes More Minimum Jokes

What do you call a small parent?

A minimum !

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.