Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Pixar Jokes More Pixar Jokes

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.