What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".