What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!