Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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How do you tell jokes?

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.