Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears